Quote #8297
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #7149
To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting.
Quote #32380
Love is blind friendship closes its eyes.
Quote #5445
It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more...
Quote #13526
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Quote #29683
I would not give one moment of heaven for all the joy and riches...
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #34182
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...