Quote #8083
Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Wayne Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it’s...
Quote #10454
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...
Quote #31735
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
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If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
Quote #2774
Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #7764
To someone seeking power, the poorest man is the most useful.
Quote #10719
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader...
Quote #23017
The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...