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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
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Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use.
Quote #30924
Love is a kind of military service.
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“Reality” is the only word in the English language that should always be used...
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Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made...
Quote #33676
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
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Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is...
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To keep the body in good health is a duty. . . otherwise we...
Quote #33612
Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...