Quote #19763
I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.
Quote #24440
The most important question in the world is, ‘Why is the child crying’
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #18366
He that knows himself, knows others and he that is ignorant of himself, could...
Quote #3038
It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
Quote #2214
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #1116
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #1271
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has...
Quote #11181
A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials.