Quote #19695
He is ill clothed, who is bare of virtue.
Quote #14265
To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage.
Quote #12767
Good luck beats early rising.
Quote #21050
Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May but...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #19839
It is natural for a man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We...
Quote #19493
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #34289
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #33649
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...