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Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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What makes something special is not just what you have to gain, but what...
Quote #25248
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
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There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
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A man who is ‘of sound mind’ is one who keeps the inner madman...
Quote #15947
To save time is to lengthen life.
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Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When...
Quote #22787
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #34085
Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result...