Quote #176
The test of a first-fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #2875
The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks...
Quote #12917
If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.
Quote #1171
Sometimes it is more important to discover what one cannot do, than what one...
Quote #13154
Who can tell who will be the President a year from now? — John...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #8465
Never let your inferiors do you a favor – it will be extremely costly.
Quote #26903
Humanity needs practical men, who get the most out of their work, and, without...
Quote #23623
A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.