Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #26773
A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
Quote #6162
Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
Quote #31857
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his...
Quote #9600
Beauty fades; dumb is forever.
Quote #13058
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
Quote #16128
Every contrivance of man, every tool, every instrument, every utensil, every article designed for...
Quote #32051
Fortune helps the brave.
Quote #8246
Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy, not gold.