Quote #6431
Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes...
Quote #25052
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
Quote #9736
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #34149
There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far...
Quote #23028
Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village...
Quote #567
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
Quote #28894
Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others.
Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #6271
Underpromise; overdeliver.