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Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a...
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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
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Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes...
Quote #19923
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I...
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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Character is what you are in the dark.
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Children begin by loving their parents. As they grow older, they judge them. Sometimes...
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I have not seen a person who loved virtue, or one who hated what...
Quote #24782
One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives...