Quote #26731
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Quote #34389
To want to be what one can be is purpose in life.
Quote #23836
This is the reason we cannot complain of lifeit keeps no one against his...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #13157
Waste no more time arguing what a god man should be. Be one.
Quote #29328
If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
Quote #1448
An optimist is the human personification of spring.
Quote #25120
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
Quote #5916
There is no beautifier of complexion, or form, like the wish to scatter joy...
Quote #13221
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...