Quote #16359
It is far more important to me to preserve an unblemished conscience than to...
Quote #28062
Earn but don’t burn.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26444
Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan’s nurse for man’s perdition.
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I know my fate. One day my name will be associated with the memory...
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The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
Quote #3856
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Quote #15875
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
Quote #31386
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
Quote #3324
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are...