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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
Quote #996
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
Quote #17799
A man with a new idea is a crank — until the idea succeeds.
Quote #21671
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Quote #29703
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
Quote #855
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
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We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we...
Quote #14830
Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits...
Quote #26568
I don’t think necessity is the mother of invention – invention, in my opinion,...
Quote #31496
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....