Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
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The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
Quote #30025
Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...
Quote #2974
Virtue is its own punishment.
Quote #494
Oregano is the spice of life.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #7601
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and...
Quote #13506
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Quote #19608
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...