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I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we...
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Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn’t can never...
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Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
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When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
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As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all...
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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the...
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not...
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In prosperity prepare for a change; in adversity hope for one.
Quote #1463
People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.