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I was born at the age of 12 on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you...
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Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the...
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The university’s characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who...
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture...
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Extremists think “communication” means agreeing with them.
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If you don’t know what to do, call the media and at least give...
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Women have more strengths in their looks than we have in our laws, and...