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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
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We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us...
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The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.
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Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, They think of...
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Earth’s the right place for love. I don’t know where it’s likely to go...
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There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
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Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to...
Quote #30639
Money is to be respected one of the worst things you can do is...