Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #7508
When a thought is too weak to be expressed simply, simply drop it.
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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is...
Quote #26476
I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act...
Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #13249
Heaven is such that all who have lived well, of whatever religion, have a...
Quote #28802
If you play it safe in life you’ve decided that you don’t want to...
Quote #25424
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a...
Quote #32977
Civilization requires slaves. Human slavery is wrong, insecure, and demoralizing. On mechanical slavery, on...
Quote #21675
Angels may be very excellent sort of folk in their own way, but we,...