Quote #17575
Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #17126
Everyone complains of his memory, none of his judgment.
Quote #341
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Quote #14056
In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.
Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #22663
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
Quote #24324
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit (Perhaps it will be pleasing sometime to have...
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #24274
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.