Quote #18940
Fear makes us feel our humanity.
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #2740
What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our...
Quote #13273
Stupid is a boundless concept.
Quote #6268
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Quote #21536
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
Quote #18732
In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important,...
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #33534
There but for the grace of God go I.
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.