Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #13099
For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward...
Quote #22468
I have impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #3082
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #32663
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #17237
Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #31541
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive...
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #24859
Despair, in short, seeks its own environment as surely as water finds its own...