Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #24977
Action without a name, a ‘who’ attached to it, is meaningless.
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #645
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #34173
Birds sing after a storm why shouldn’t people feel as free to delight in...
Quote #8744
I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
Quote #15393
Much learning shows how little mortals know; much wealth, how little worldings enjoy.
Quote #17508
The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted...