Quote #25040
Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer into a...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #10322
Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone.
Quote #32050
Charity begins at home.
Quote #29222
The Moving Finger writes and, having writ, Moves on nor all your Piety nor...
Quote #2973
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last...
Quote #28446
I couldn’t say who I am, I haven’t the remotest notion of myself I...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #7544
There are some duties we owe even to those who have wronged us. There...