Quote #26307
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Quote #28235
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #25194
It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #22718
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Quote #2901
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #6468
This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and...
Quote #22954
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.