George Quote #26307 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28235 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Joan Baez Quote #25194 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
Aaron Levenstein Quote #29548 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Irish Blessing Quote #6620 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Bertrand Russell Quote #22718 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
James A. Garfield Quote #2901 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
Mark Twain Quote #12307 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Pliny the Elder Quote #6468 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and...
George Burns Quote #22954 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I get a standing ovation jaust standing.