Quote #832
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #31584
Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons and daughters of the earth. We did...
Quote #15934
We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was...
Quote #633
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy...
Quote #7991
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Quote #34803
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #1547
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of...
Quote #12373
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the...
Quote #18300
Always be a little kinder than necessary.