Quote #647
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Quote #16380
It is one of the beautiful compensations of this life that no one can...
Quote #1168
The truth of the matter is that window management under X is not yet...
Quote #5631
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #17230
No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.
Quote #26107
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.
Quote #12206
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...
Quote #2976
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
Quote #3343
A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and...