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Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands And the rest...
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… and thereof do I repent: I only plucked an occasional flower when I...
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we...
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Ah! the clock is always slow; It is later than you think.
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I don’t think it’s the function of Congress to function well. It should drag...
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If suffer we must, let’s suffer on the heights.
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Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
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Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?