Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #21543
Ace When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve...
Quote #30357
The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
Quote #19879
The African is my brother-but he is my younger brother by several centuries.
Quote #19968
True happiness is of a retired nature, and an enemy to pomp and noise...
Quote #16540
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Quote #3666
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
Quote #8455
Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Quote #10904
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
Quote #1850
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.