Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #32740
To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
Quote #24757
In every child who is born, no matter what circumstances, and of no matter...
Quote #25056
Another belief of mine that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I...
Quote #1536
The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it...
Quote #25267
But groundless hope, like unconditional love, is the only kind worth having.
Quote #11393
Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Quote #28823
There is something about poverty that smells like death.
Quote #17135
We are never so happy or unhappy as we think.
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...