Quote #23856
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
Quote #5143
Well may we say God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor-General.
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #2726
Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Quote #15344
It is one of the beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely...
Quote #34414
It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other...
Quote #3429
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly,...
Quote #26474
Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was...
Quote #31386
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
Quote #28720
All dope can do for you is kill you the long hard way. And...