Quote #8825
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #23873
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
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When you’re away, I’m restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected only here’s the rub, my...
Quote #8366
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
Quote #18115
In the world’s audience hall, the simple blade of grass sits on the same...
Quote #19094
Tell me not, in mournful numbers,Life is but an empty dreamFor the soul is...
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #30115
We should get into the habit of reading inspirational books, looking at inspirational pictures,...
Quote #17485
Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.