Quote #8733
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Quote #19399
To keep the body in good health is a duty. . . otherwise we...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #8830
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always...
Quote #25878
Nobody speaks the truth when there’s something they must have.
Quote #34230
I have thought too much to stoop to action.
Quote #23493
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #3103
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #26444
Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan’s nurse for man’s perdition.
Quote #9948
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children