Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #21219
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
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The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not...
Quote #11015
What importance can we attach to the things of this world? Friendship? It disappears...
Quote #31198
I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.
Quote #5520
I have made this letter long because i have not the time to make...
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #32278
If Today If you planted hope today In any hopeless heart If someone’s burden...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #3667
1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...