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The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
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Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
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A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
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It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
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Don’t be afraid your life will end be afraid that it will never begin.
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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
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Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly...
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Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it,...
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Life is too long not to be happy.
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I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...