Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #34311
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up...
Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #8151
One should never direct people towards happiness, because happiness too is an idol of...
Quote #28970
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Quote #3856
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Quote #24227
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Quote #11842
For every thousand hacking at the leaves of evil, there is one striking at...
Quote #25968
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
Quote #21967
No man is above the law and no man below it.