Quote #34543
He who lives without folly isn’t so wise as he thinks.
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #341
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Quote #21357
Art is one of the means whereby man seeks to redeem a life which...
Quote #22167
M-O-T-H-E-RM is for the million things she gave me,O means only that she’s growing...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #19527
When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running...
Quote #29596
Travel is educational it teaches you how to get rid of money in a...
Quote #29240
If it sounds good, you’ll hear it If it looks good, you’ll see it...
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.