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The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
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It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are...
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Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
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An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.
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Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater...
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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
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What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the...