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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them...
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and...
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Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors who when their turn...
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Real love is a pilgrimage. It happens when there is no strategy, but it...
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We find greatest joy, not in getting, but in expressing what we are…Men do...