Quote #2024
Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...
Quote #11790
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
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I do not come into this pulpit hoping that perhaps somebody will of his...
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Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And...
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Hope is the nurse of misery.
Quote #19553
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #12198
Resolve to be thyself; and know, that he Who finds himself, loses his misery.