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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #12762
God pays, but not weekly wages.
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How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.
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We can forgive a man for making a useful thing, as long as he...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
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What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to.
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There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
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A stumble may prevent a fall.