Quote #17205
Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #30649
You are amazing. You are a shooting star. I will follow you forever no...
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #15849
There are few things reason can discover with so much certainty and ease as...
Quote #25759
You need more fact in the dangerous art of giving presents than in any...
Quote #24840
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword...
Quote #29496
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Quote #23322
Thomas Jefferson once said, ‘We should never judge a president by his age, only...
Quote #31851
It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit...