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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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An intellectual hate is the worst.
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This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very...
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People do not want words-they want the sound of battle … the battle of...
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I have always found that angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as...
Quote #12401
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only...
Quote #27842
First we form habits, then they form us. Conquer your bad habits or they...