Quote #12417
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
Quote #31092
Sow an act and you reap a habit. Sow a habit and you reap...
Quote #20543
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #2296
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #8752
The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream...
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #18532
Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you’ve conquered human nature.
Quote #29762
Be ashamed to die unless you have won some victory for humanity.
Quote #2722
Lawers, I suppose, were children once.
Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...