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But did thee feel the earth move?
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps...
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When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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People want to know how much you care before they care how much you...
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Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades...
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The distance between the present system and our proposal is like comparing the distance...
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The tree of Liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the...