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People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable,...
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Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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If you rest, you rust.
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Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance.
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
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When President Bush invaded Iraq after 911 it was like Truman invading Mexico after...
Quote #8053
I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts...