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Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet...
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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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A slave begins by demanding justice and ends by wanting to wear a crown.
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The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
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He that is robb’d, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know ‘t,...
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If happiness truly consisted of physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest...
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What used to be called liberal is now called radical, what used to be...
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A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...