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To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
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Success without honor is an unseasoned dish it will satisfy your hunger, but it...
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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Religion is an attempt to get control over the sensory world, in which we...
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Committing yourself is a way of finding out who you are. A man finds...
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day’s work...
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...