Quote #1830
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #3813
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #13123
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim...
Quote #24068
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #3559
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
Quote #3558
The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd: why should the human race...
Quote #19842
Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be...
Quote #19550
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost...
Quote #18670
If we are lucky, we can give in and rest without feeling guilty. We...
Quote #18171
Health is not valued till sickness comes.