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A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of...
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A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
Quote #9982
Imitation is suicide.
Quote #11895
The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your...
Quote #5219
The stage lost a fine actor, just as science lost an acute reasoner, when...
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.