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It is wise to direct your anger towards problems — not people to focus...
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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
Quote #33085
No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the...
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Mick As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without...
Quote #27851
We’re all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but...
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
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Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution
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Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one’s horse as he...
Quote #11726
There will always be one who loves, and one who lets himself be loved.